With summer approaching I thought it only fitting to share this poem. Yes, believe it or not, this is a true story. To this day, needless to say, I am not allowed near the gas grille.
MY SUMMER
SIZZLE
By Joanne LeManquais 2010
I was a New York City girl,
as a new
bride I moved to Torrington.
I said
goodbye to family and friends,
My new life
had begun.
I learned to
cook, it wasn’t hard
my new
husband, he was thrilled.
I thought to
myself, “I’m a real chef now,
I think I’ll
try the grill!”
Exactly how
this baby worked
I really had
no clue.
City life
teaches a girl many things,
but not how
to Bar-B-Q!
I turned the
knob on the big white tank
I knew that
gave it gas.
Turned all
the burner knobs to high
I had visions
of steak and a wineglass!
All I have to
do is push the button,
"Auto Ignite"
is what it said.
I pushed and
pushed, it clicked and clicked….
my igniter,....it was dead.
"Oh no! What now,
oh what do I do?"
the scene was
turning drastic.
“I know! I’ll go inside and get a match,
that will do
the trick!”
I searched
and searched and found a lite
I thought,
“What a great cook I am!”
Went back
outside, stuck the match in the little hole….
and my grille it went KABAM!
No louder
noise had I ever heard
The cover
flew up over the house.
"Oh no! How do
I explain
all this to
my new spouse!"
My brows were
gone, my lashes too
all I could
do was look up and stare.
My husband
came running and said…
“What
happened to your hair?”
I said, “Look
out, it’s going to land!”
He looked up
in disbelief.
It missed the
house, the windows too..
That my head
was still on my shoulders was a big relief!
The grille was broken, my pride was gone
my grilling
days were over.
I learned an
important lesson that day,
When you light a grille, be sure to open the cover!
When you light a grille, be sure to open the cover!


For My Son - Rod McKuen

